pee in the shower?

[sporkium]

post relationship-pet-peeves here...

i am prone to getting severely twisted when i'm sipping (more like gulping) the 'hen.' as a result, i developed a personal, inalienable right which allows me to urinate anywhere i choose to do so should the need arise (especially if i must close one eye in any attempt to focus or keep from throwing up).

only one girlfriend had a problem with this and in an utter act of defiance, decided to take a shit in my shower.

i'm sure she enjoyed taking a shit on the curb after her landing.

[srijantje]

the only thing i don't do in the shower is shit
specially jerking off is great while the water is running,clean and efficient

[Caylus]

I have to admit, since I have to wash my hands more than 16x a day for my job, I may have become a bit mysophobic.

Doing anything else in the shower than getting cleaned up is a no no.

Another opposite effect of my job is that I'll gladly eat food that's post the expiration date. I mean, it's not like it's gonna kill ya.
GFs never understand

[Spud17]

Only ever had a pee in the shower once. I was paranoid about smelling of wee so decided not to do it again. Like to pick n flick my bogeys though.
Stormium - am I to understand that you drain your snake whilst giving your gf head? Eeeuuughhh! Dude, I'd shit in your shower for that too.

[sporkium]

ahhh... language barrier...

giving head to a girl?

'sipping the hen' is a term used when drinking henessey cognac... not going down on a girl.

i was just taking a piss in the shower because i was drunk and a large moving target is more doable than a small moving target.

keep in mind... it was MY shower... i didn't even like it when she stayed over at my place because she would leave weird woman products magazines everywhere.

[Caylus]

ahhh... language barrier...

giving head to a girl?

'sipping the hen' is a term used when drinking henessey cognac... not going down on a girl.

i was just taking a piss in the shower because i was drunk and a large moving target is more doable than a small moving target.

keep in mind... it was MY shower... i didn't even like it when she stayed over at my place because she would leave weird woman products magazines everywhere.

Okay, that's another story:
Your shower, your rules. If she doesn't like it, she can go wash up in her own house.

[sporkium]

in all fairness, there might have been attempted discussions regarding my inalienable drunken urination rights, however, i regularly put an end to those conversations with a slight swiftness accompanied by mimicking her nagging with my hand... later, as she was being ushered towards the curb, she claimed that if i were a better listener, the shitting could have been avoided. i disagree... it was her irrational mentality that led to her to shitting in my shower.

[wowcabbage]

Typical of women isn't it. To complain about never being listened to, without realising that they themselves actually never listen.

[Spud17]

My bad for getting the wrong end of the stick Stormy. You have a right to pee anywhere you want in your house, that gf is a bit of a minger by the sounds of it to crap in your shower. No idea what weird woman products magazines are as I'm not that type mself.

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Only ever had a pee in the shower once. I was paranoid about smelling of wee so decided not to do it again. Like to pick n flick my bogeys though.
Stormium - am I to understand that you drain your snake whilst giving your gf head? Eeeuuughhh! Dude, I'd shit in your shower for that too.

LOL I am the same way. I get in the shower to smell clean and not have steamed pee in my pores.. Aside from that I just cant wee in teh shower because in my mind it is a shower, not a places for waste.
But the bogy flinger finger became a science.. Long range pellets freshly dug out had better tactile and adhesive property's on non porous surfaces then the drier ones..

Oh wasn't this just a helluva 3rd post to write

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