08-04-2012, 04:52 AM
post relationship-pet-peeves here...
i am prone to getting severely twisted when i'm sipping (more like gulping) the 'hen.' as a result, i developed a personal, inalienable right which allows me to urinate anywhere i choose to do so should the need arise (especially if i must close one eye in any attempt to focus or keep from throwing up).
only one girlfriend had a problem with this and in an utter act of defiance, decided to take a shit in my shower.
i'm sure she enjoyed taking a shit on the curb after her landing.
i am prone to getting severely twisted when i'm sipping (more like gulping) the 'hen.' as a result, i developed a personal, inalienable right which allows me to urinate anywhere i choose to do so should the need arise (especially if i must close one eye in any attempt to focus or keep from throwing up).
only one girlfriend had a problem with this and in an utter act of defiance, decided to take a shit in my shower.
i'm sure she enjoyed taking a shit on the curb after her landing.

"Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.