12-16-2012, 06:08 PM
so, i have to stay at home today and watch my nephew (9) and niece (7) because their parent's have gone shopping and they didn't want to spring for an actual baby sitter. 'baby sitter' might not be the correct word here because as i have learned today, my nephew might be inappropriate, but he's fucking rad. i taught him well.
so, i'm in my office drinking southern comfort, watching all the resident evil soundtracks download and looking at a passive resistor catalog when my nephew comes in, sits on the couch looking bothered and audibly sighing and all.
me: 'whats up little man?"
him: 'i'm bored.'
me: 'why? i just put on that smurf movie for you to watch.."
him: 'fuck that faggot shit.'
me: *sprays southern comfort all over my desk
'nice... ever seen akira?'
him: 'nu-uh.'
me: *starts up akira on the ipad; hands it to the little awesome dude*
***about half an hour later or so***
him: 'BOOBS!'
me: *looks up from catalog*
'if you keep pushing the back icon, it looks like they are jiggling. today you are a man.'
so, i'm in my office drinking southern comfort, watching all the resident evil soundtracks download and looking at a passive resistor catalog when my nephew comes in, sits on the couch looking bothered and audibly sighing and all.
me: 'whats up little man?"
him: 'i'm bored.'
me: 'why? i just put on that smurf movie for you to watch.."
him: 'fuck that faggot shit.'
me: *sprays southern comfort all over my desk
'nice... ever seen akira?'
him: 'nu-uh.'
me: *starts up akira on the ipad; hands it to the little awesome dude*
***about half an hour later or so***
him: 'BOOBS!'
me: *looks up from catalog*
'if you keep pushing the back icon, it looks like they are jiggling. today you are a man.'
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"Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.