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  • You FAQ!
    think of this as an information exchange. feel free to discuss and share your experiences.

    we've all seen the numerous frequently asked questions ("FAQ") on websites and penis enlargement products. time for us to build one for ourselves... and i don't mean for any of you to actually describe yourselves. what i mean for you to do is to list all the questions that people ask you most frequently... feel free to also list your usual frequently asked question's replies ("FAQR").

    (you don't have to use spoilers... i just thought it looked nicer and added a little suspense) Wink

      1. can i ask you a personal question?
      if yes
    are you gay?
    oh... that's odd...]
      if no
    oh, i was just wondering if you were gay...
      no. not gay
    oh... that's odd...
      2. why would you do that?
    shits and giggles
      3. sir? do you know what year this is?
    2013. however, the being in the back of your car makes it feel more like 1984.
    the book?
    you read them...
      4. what is your nationality?
    north korean.
      you do not look korean
    i'm like from the extreme north.

    i've just been informed that i missed the most obvious faq of mine...

      5. do you know what your problem is?
    yes dear.

    "Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
    Are you still fit enough for your job?

    depends on who walks in front of me
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