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    You get me so excited; almost as much as mom does.
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    Does your father have any good looking daughters?
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    How much longer?
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    I sure wish my dog could get a taste of that pussy. He is a fiend...
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    This next part gets pretty rough, so let me call in a Stunt whore.
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    Hey grandma, can you wear this bag on your head? Every time I see your face I start to lose my boner...
    (This post was last modified: 10-08-2018, 11:31 AM by LZA. Edit Reason: Because I can't type )
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    * Baxter doesn't quite understand this thread...
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    (this one is kinda fucked up)

    Try not to scream too loud when i start dismembering you.
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    I'm tired. Did I put the rubber on?
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    You've been around, haven't you? Fucking you is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
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