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    #31
    06-12-2013, 10:25 PM
    I have to take a piss...
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    #32
    06-12-2013, 11:44 PM
    I think my water just broke.....
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    #33
    06-13-2013, 11:27 AM
    Is that your penis or mine?
    that those with no rights,
    display the right to have no life, to have respect they must accept
    a world commiting suicide
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    #34
    06-13-2013, 06:50 PM
    Those are not genital warts! One of them moved!
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    #35
    07-27-2013, 03:41 PM
    can i braid your pubes??
    Bunnies are better
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    #36
    07-27-2013, 04:05 PM
    I couldn't afford to buy my HIV medication this month.
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    #37
    07-30-2013, 10:25 PM
    Could you scoot over? Your head is blocking the television and Oprah is on.
    "I love Taylor Swift as a pop star"
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    #38
    07-31-2013, 12:08 AM
    Hang on, I need to put on a necklace and a couple of bracelets; if you think I'm going in that mess without chains, you're crazy.
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    #39
    07-31-2013, 12:10 AM
    Have you been to the fishmonggers?
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    #40
    07-31-2013, 12:29 AM
    snilly the fishmonger wants to fuck you next.
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