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    #31
    I have to take a piss...

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #32
    I think my water just broke.....
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    #33
    Is that your penis or mine?

    that those with no rights,
    display the right to have no life, to have respect they must accept
    a world commiting suicide
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    #34
    Those are not genital warts! One of them moved!

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #35
    can i braid your pubes??

    Bunnies are better
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    #36
    I couldn't afford to buy my HIV medication this month.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #37
    Could you scoot over? Your head is blocking the television and Oprah is on.
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    #38
    Hang on, I need to put on a necklace and a couple of bracelets; if you think I'm going in that mess without chains, you're crazy.

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    #39
    Have you been to the fishmonggers?
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    #40
    snilly the fishmonger wants to fuck you next.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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