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    #21
    Damn I forgot to tell you about my post-coital nipple leakage problem . . .
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    #22
    the last time i did this Nixon was president.
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    #23
    Do you mind if I wear my Nazi uniform?

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    #24
    The prison sex was better.

    that those with no rights,
    display the right to have no life, to have respect they must accept
    a world commiting suicide
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    #25
    Ignore her screams by saying "Any port in a storm."

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #26
    I'm such a pedophile that I hope you're pregnant, and your fetus is giving me a blow-job.

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    #27
    Those aren't breadcrumbs, my rash is just drying out.
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    #28
    You know, this reminds me of my first audition for a school play...
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    #29
    My crabs seem to like you. They have found a new home.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #30
    Sorry, that's not cum. It appears my genital wart is leaking puss again...
    (This post was last modified: 06-12-2013, 10:13 PM by LZA.)
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