Worst Things to Say During a Sexual Encounter

[Spud17]

Can't we just skip straight to the cigarette?

[System Folder]

I think it's just in a fold, but it feels soooooooo good.

[Spud17]

In response to 'Is it in yet?'

'Dunno, I can't tell.'

[velvetfog]

I'm not pulling my hand back out until I find my watch.

[srijantje]

what's that smell?

[Bunny]

When i orgasm i say the alphabet. and sometimes my multiplication tables. huh what? yes I'm 18.

[heslopian]

"ALLAHU AKBAR!"

[Wildcard]

Are you on your period or did you lay on the dog again?

[heslopian]

I'm going to make you feel like one of those dolls they use in rape trials.

[srijantje]

wait,let me take out my plastic teeth