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    "I've found his peepee, now guide it into my mouth!" — @LZA
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    My tits are telling me to push it. Push it real good.

    Bunnies are better
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    Can you turn off the lights so my dick can get hard?
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    Can you turn off the lights so LZA's dick can get hard?
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    Can you turn on the light? I lost your dick.

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    Hey baby, can you turn on the lights? Oh wait! You have a DICK!
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    Can I lick your third eye?

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