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    Very Important Penis
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    #1
    05-08-2013, 07:49 PM
    Inserting your penis into her vagina then shouting, "GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!"
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    #2
    05-08-2013, 09:17 PM
    I thought you were supposed to shout Home run!
    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #3
    05-08-2013, 09:20 PM
    what time is it?
    consistency is the hobdob
    of small minds[
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    #4
    05-09-2013, 12:53 AM
    Can we change positions? I can't see the tv.
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    #5
    05-09-2013, 05:36 AM
    Now turn over, Mommy.
    that those with no rights,
    display the right to have no life, to have respect they must accept
    a world commiting suicide
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    #6
    05-09-2013, 01:31 PM
    what do you think you should make for dinner?
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    #7
    05-09-2013, 02:24 PM
    'Is it in yet?' XD
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    #8
    05-09-2013, 02:27 PM
    Do you mind my dog joining us?
    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #9
    05-09-2013, 08:39 PM
    (05-09-2013, 02:24 PM)Spudgun17 Wrote:  'Is it in yet?' XD

    LMAOLMAOLMAO
    consistency is the hobdob
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    #10
    05-09-2013, 09:42 PM
    "Oh my God your soooo huge!! And it feels so good"

    "Uh that was the dildo honey."
    Bunnies are better
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