01-12-2013, 03:40 PM
(01-12-2013, 03:40 PM)AliShibaz Wrote: I found this news story from a NYC newspaper site. It's about some "heavy" woman who plunged right through a sidewalk.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manha...VlgJYlmFRP
Woman Plunges Through UES Sidewalk
A heavyset woman caved through an Upper East Side sidewalk last night — dropping six feet into a huge hole where she was eventually pulled out by emergency crews using a crane-like rescue unit, authorities said.
The 31-year-old Queens woman was huddled up against the wall of Atomic Wings at the Blue Room Grill on the corner of East 60th Street and Second Avenue, seeking shelter from the rain while waiting for a bus, when the sidewalk below her gave way around 9:15 p.m., witnesses said.
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Should there be any restrictions on people being able to use our sidewalks? Do we need to issue licenses to people to ensure they are not more than (say) 50 pounds more than the Obese level for their hight and age?
As our population fattens up, can we really afford to be fixing our sidewalks on account of fatties taking a plunge through them and busting them up? Also there is the cost of bringing in these cranes to extricate the fatties from whatever holes they fall through. I think it's just ridiculous to pay the cost of these cranes. At the very least, the fatties should pay for the cranes themselves. And there is also the cost of fixing these sidewalks. Shouldn't the fatties that busted the sidewalks pay for fixing them? I mean, why should we pay? We didn't bust 'em.
I'm thinking that if some people want to let themselves get so fat they can bust sidewalks, maybe we could find a better way for them to contribute to our society?
Like maybe they could stand on top of shoplifters and squash them to death?
I'm not suggesting that it has to be shoplifters. But there are lots of other people who deserve some kind of punishment and wouldn't it be good to kill two birds with one stone? (one big fat stone). I'm saying we could take the fatties off our sidewalks and put them into our prisons to squash offenders and get rid of them without having to spend any money on bullets or trials or lethal injections or any shit like that to get rid of the offenders.
What do you think?
(This post was last modified: 01-12-2013, 04:14 PM by AliShibaz.)