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    #21
    Speaking of washin one's body, did you know Victoria was the "cleanest woman of her times"? And do you know why??

    Because she "bathed once in every 6 months whether she needed it or not".

    Yo
    My crew is in the house
    Terra, Herb McGruff, Buddha Bless
    Big Twan, Killa Kam, Trooper J, and Mike Boogie
    And I'ma set it like this...

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    #22
    Victoria was very considerate then!
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    #23
    Sometimes it is a matter of perspective.

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    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #24
    ^^^ Pretty much truth in the corporate world...Sometimes it's not so hard to understand how I had a goddamned breakdown!!!
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    #25
    The best way to keep your ass clean on a daily basis, is to have access to a good quality toilet and a generous supply of two-ply toilet paper.
    Personally, I don't like the cheap sub-$100 toilets with their 15" high round bowls. They are too low for me, as I am a 6' tall guy.
    I prefer comfort height toilets with 16.5" to 18" high elongated bowls.
    These days, I use a Kohler Portrait K-3506 comfort height single piece toilet with an anti-slam dampened descent toilet seat.
    With a current list price of $1478, it is rather on the expensive side, but I received mine as a gift from a plumber friend some years ago.
    It looks like this:

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    (This post was last modified: 08-24-2013, 08:16 PM by velvetfog.)

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #26
    How about bidets? WTF is with those things? I don't want water squirting all over my ass after I just took a dump.

    And how about airline food? Am I right?

    that those with no rights,
    display the right to have no life, to have respect they must accept
    a world commiting suicide
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    #27
    Don't put airplane food up your ass. Confused
    Stick to using toilet paper.

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    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #28
    Any kind of food is supposed to go out your ass... I've never used a bidet... Must be like an enema, no?
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    #29
    A bidet simply sprays water onto your bum and genitals, cleaning you on the outside.
    An enema is done by sticking a nozzle up your asshole, filling your bowels with liquid, which is subsequently ejected.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #30
    I have to take a shower every morning. it helps me wake up. get the day going. my company has offices in Germany, Japan, Czech, Hungary, Russia and Mexico. working with alot of these people I see ( or smell) the cultural difference in hygiene preference. personally I don't give a shit what everybody else does. I like to smell good, I like to FEEL clean.

    Fistfull of xanax
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