03-01-2013, 12:27 PM
Yes, wash your ass.
It isn't that hard. Over time you may even come to enjoy it. It is a very pleasant sensation to have warm water flowing over your body while you massage away the foul odors . . .
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Use Soap
It is sold globally and packaged in many different ways. If there is no soap buy some. If you cannot buy some make some. If you cannot make some then take some steps to procure the minute amount of money that it takes to purchase yourself a bar of soap and then immediately use said soap to wash yourself.
Use Toothpaste
If you can't get toothpaste, use an alternative method to rinse the cancerous stench of morning breath before you crowd into an elevator and begin filling it with your own special swamp gas.
Use Deodorant
If you don't have deodorant use baking soda. If you don't have baking soda then bathe more often. If you don't have adequate access to water then be the fuck still. You sweat much less if you are sitting down.
Use Shampoo
Fuck conditioner; you need to focus on changing the oil in the 1975 mop on the top of your head. No one wants to see that crusted-together bird's nest one more second. If you don't have shampoo then use soap (see above) and if all else fails at least rinse that shit from time-to-time god damn it.
Wash Your Ass
You are sharing air with people— fuck you if you aren't considerate enough to keep your own body clean.
I get nasty at work by necessity, but I am talking about those fucking grocery store people that look like they used sperm to style their hair and smell like they are wearing sewage perfume.
It isn't that hard. Over time you may even come to enjoy it. It is a very pleasant sensation to have warm water flowing over your body while you massage away the foul odors . . .
Use Soap
It is sold globally and packaged in many different ways. If there is no soap buy some. If you cannot buy some make some. If you cannot make some then take some steps to procure the minute amount of money that it takes to purchase yourself a bar of soap and then immediately use said soap to wash yourself.
Use Toothpaste
If you can't get toothpaste, use an alternative method to rinse the cancerous stench of morning breath before you crowd into an elevator and begin filling it with your own special swamp gas.
Use Deodorant
If you don't have deodorant use baking soda. If you don't have baking soda then bathe more often. If you don't have adequate access to water then be the fuck still. You sweat much less if you are sitting down.
Use Shampoo
Fuck conditioner; you need to focus on changing the oil in the 1975 mop on the top of your head. No one wants to see that crusted-together bird's nest one more second. If you don't have shampoo then use soap (see above) and if all else fails at least rinse that shit from time-to-time god damn it.
Wash Your Ass
You are sharing air with people— fuck you if you aren't considerate enough to keep your own body clean.
I get nasty at work by necessity, but I am talking about those fucking grocery store people that look like they used sperm to style their hair and smell like they are wearing sewage perfume.
