Three word game

[ColeMacGrath]

In this thread, a story shall be created. I shall provide the first 3 words, and then the next poster shall add 3 words. This will continue until the events of Terminator, when the RC server will kill everyone.
The only rule is that it has to make grammatical sense. Full stops or other punctuation does not count as a word, so add them at any time.

I will start. Once there was

[srijantje]

Once there was a very stupid

[ColeMacGrath]

Once there was a very stupid

asymmetrical seagull, who

[srijantje]

Once there was a very stupid asymmetrical seagull,who flepflapped in spirals

[ColeMacGrath]

Once there was a very stupid asymmetrical seagull,who flepflapped in spirals

. Feeling adventurous, he

[srijantje]

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Once there was a very stupid asymmetrical seagull,who flepflapped in spirals

. Feeling adventurous, he hopped to the

[ColeMacGrath]

. Feeling adventurous, he hopped to the Black Eyed Peas

[wildcard]

@ColeMacGrath This is an old forum game and is universally played by repeating the entire story while only adding three words.

Once there was a very stupid asymmetrical seagull,who flepflapped in spirals. Feeling adventurous, he hopped to the Black Eyed Peas on his plate

[srijantje]

Once there was a very stupid asymmetrical seagull,who flepflapped in spirals. Feeling adventurous, he hopped to the Black Eyed Peas on his plate,put them in
,

[wildcard]

Once there was a very stupid asymmetrical seagull,who flepflapped in spirals. Feeling adventurous, he hopped to the Black Eyed Peas on his plate,put them in,in your ass.