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  • The Nice Smelling Shirt
    i saw a shirt i thought was mine
    i picked it up,it smelt devine
    i put it on and did the buttons
    its kinda tight i felt like a glutton
    and just as i was going out
    my missus came into the house
    "theres no way that your wearing that
    cause thats my blouse you stupid prat"

    ....my attempt at humour Smile

    I don't sugarcoat anything.....do i look like willy fucking wonka to you

    Wildcard is awesome.
    Mrs snilloc thinks that humour is based on truth LMAO
    Brilliant zeberzeeLMAO The last couplet made me laugh out loud!

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