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    #31
    @LZA and I got pulled over by the police and they asked, "Where were you between 5-6?" and he answered, "Kindergarten!"
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    #32
    Bitch you know it took his ass 4 years to gradumakate kindergarten.
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    #33
    heh, I was "held" back since I had a late birthday.....

    We can't talk about Politux's school career since it's still in active litigation. The fact that they gave him a diploma with his level of intelligence is a prime example of a GROSS lack of competence!!
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    #34
    I agree they should have given me multiple PhDs.
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    #35
    LMAO LMAO LMAO
    (12-08-2018, 11:07 AM)politux Wrote:  LZA is so dumb he thought menopause was a button on a tape deck.

    consistency is the hobdob
    of small minds[
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    #36
    Did you hear about the two gay ghosts?

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    They kept giving each other the willies.
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    #37
    Good but change it to wet willies!
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    #38
    (01-18-2019, 01:57 PM)politux Wrote:  Good but change it to wet willies!

    Noice
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    #39
    While on the phone, a boy notices an insect crawling on his dad and kills it with his hand.

    When the caller on the other end of the line asked what the noise was, he told them, "I had to slap one of my relatives."

    "What!? I can't believe you just slapped someone in your immediate family!"

    "Relax...it was just an ant on my father's side."
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    #40
    Why doesn't anyone like to go out drinking with JFK?

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    Because when he takes a shot, it goes straight to his head.
    — me
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