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    #11
    If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
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    #12
    Today I learned that powered sugar is capable of combustion.

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    I guess Splenda would create a healthy explosion as well.
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    #13
    (10-04-2018, 04:55 PM)Wildcard Wrote:  Today I learned that powered sugar is capable of combustion.

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    I guess Splenda would create a healthy explosion as well.
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    You made that up? That's pretty clever... I'm surprised Tongue 

    Actually, Splenda can be pretty dangerous. Read here:
    https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2009/02/10/new-study-of-splenda-reveals-shocking-information-about-potential-harmful-effects.aspx
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    • Gastrointestinal problems
    • Migraines
    • Seizures
    • Dizziness
    • Blurred vision
    • Allergic reactions
    • Blood sugar increases
    • Weight gain

    I think the "combustion" effect from Splenda is the destruction of ones good health...

    PS: FOR THE RECORD - picking apart your joke is my attempt at invention my own joke... I actually feel dirty posting this as this may be something VF would post if her was still here

    Let's stick with the classics: Yo mama is so dirty that I told her to do the robot, now R2D2 has aids.
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    #14
    (10-05-2018, 12:09 PM)LZA Wrote:  now R2D2 has aids.

    TIL: This thread is R2D2
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    #15
    Why didn't the pot plant have anyone to talk to about literature and the arts?

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    Because all his buds were so dense.
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    #16
    (10-05-2018, 06:57 PM)Wildcard Wrote:  Why didn't the pot plant have anyone to talk to about literature and the arts?

    This one is going to stick with me.
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    #17
    (10-05-2018, 07:01 PM)politux Wrote:  This one is going to stick with me.

    Great! I love planting something in deep and letting it grow roots. Also, I like puns.
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    #18
    Why did the pot plant's torrent download so quickly?


    It had a lot of seeds.
    (This post was last modified: 10-05-2018, 07:48 PM by LZA.)
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    #19
    ^ noice
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    #20
    Why did the pot plant delete his torrent download?

    A) The files were lossy to lossy transcoded MP3.

    (Not really a joke more of a cautionary tale)
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