The Joke Thread

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Post jokes here whether they are copy and paste jokes or original content.

You can use spoilers for one-liners and such:

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Bazinga!
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Good luck is like a hard dick...

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...it comes in spurts.

[politux]

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Ellifino.

(This post was last modified: 06-28-2018, 06:52 PM by politux.)

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A pregnant woman asks the cashier for a pack of cigarettes...

The cashier immediately begins to berate her for such a poor decision. "I can't believe you are being so stupid. Knowing that you are pregnant! You shouldn't buy a single pack until after you've had the baby."

"You're right," the lady replied, "Give me a carton. I'm smoking for two now."

— original

[politux]

Good 'un. I chuckled.

#YouInTheSouthNowBoy

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Thanks. I've been writing jokes on Reddit

WWW.REDDIT.COM

R/joke_workshop

r/joke_workshop: Jokes in search of a (better) punchline

Here is my latest:

Back in the DOS days I created a single file program that was a hit!

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baseball.bat

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I am having a really hard time getting ahold of my dealership...

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...maybe it wasn't such a good idea start buying weed from that old sea captain.

[politux]

Recreational weed is legal here.

Not a joke just sayin'

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Nice

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The owner of the Baby Ruth trademark has decided that the brand can no longer use his dead relative's name...

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Fucking Ruthless

[Echy]

A man walked into a bar, he asked the bartender to give him a "Roofie Shot"

then he got fucked in the ass.

Wow, I'm so funny and original.

[Wildcard]

Wow, I'm so funny and original.

Oh well, that's about as funny as the jokes I have posted lol