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    #1
    06-26-2018, 11:42 AM
    Post jokes here whether they are copy and paste jokes or original content.

    You can use spoilers for one-liners and such:

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    Bazinga!
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    Good luck is like a hard dick...
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    ...it comes in spurts.
    "You should definitely stay AWAY from this wildcard character.  He's quite devious and deceptive. I heard he even has other accounts on the site with different names!"
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    #2
    06-28-2018, 06:51 PM
    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

    Ellifino.
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    #3
    08-03-2018, 02:19 PM
    A pregnant woman asks the cashier for a pack of cigarettes...

    The cashier immediately begins to berate her for such a poor decision. "I can't believe you are being so stupid. Knowing that you are pregnant! You shouldn't buy a single pack until after you've had the baby."

    "You're right," the lady replied, "Give me a carton. I'm smoking for two now."

    — original
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    #4
    08-05-2018, 09:38 AM
    Good 'un. I chuckled.

    #YouInTheSouthNowBoy
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    #5
    08-08-2018, 09:14 PM
    Thanks. I've been writing jokes on Reddit

    WWW.REDDIT.COM
    Joke_Workshop On Reddit
    r/joke_workshop: Jokes in search of a (better) punchline


    Here is my latest:

    Back in the DOS days I created a single file program that was a hit!

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    baseball.bat
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    #6
    08-26-2018, 06:18 PM
    I am having a really hard time getting ahold of my dealership...

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    ...maybe it wasn't such a good idea start buying weed from that old sea captain.
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    #7
    08-27-2018, 03:05 AM
    Recreational weed is legal here.

    Not a joke just sayin'
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    #8
    08-29-2018, 03:23 PM
    Nice Smile


    The owner of the Baby Ruth trademark has decided that the brand can no longer use his dead relative's name...

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    Fucking Ruthless
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    Ah fuck, I swallowed bird saliva again.
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    #9
    09-13-2018, 04:17 AM
    A man walked into a bar, he asked the bartender to give him a "Roofie Shot"

    then he got fucked in the ass.

    Wow, I'm so funny and original.
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    #10
    09-13-2018, 05:10 AM
    (09-13-2018, 04:17 AM)Echy Wrote:  Wow, I'm so funny and original.

    LMAO Oh well, that's about as funny as the jokes I have posted lol
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