02-02-2013, 02:47 PM
This thread is dedicated to karpackie. 
Post your Irish jokes, Paddy jokes and Kerryman jokes here.
karpackie attended a concert where a ventriloquist who fancied himself as a comedian told about twenty Kerryman jokes in a row.
"Look," shouted karpackie, standing up in the audience, "I'm fed up being insulted by all these jokes. We're not as stupid as you make out."
"Please sit down sir & be calm," said the ventriloquist, "after all it's only a joke, and don't tell me that Kerrymen haven't got a sense of humor."
"I'm not talking to you," said karpackie, "I'm talking to the little fellow on your knee..."

Post your Irish jokes, Paddy jokes and Kerryman jokes here.
karpackie attended a concert where a ventriloquist who fancied himself as a comedian told about twenty Kerryman jokes in a row.
"Look," shouted karpackie, standing up in the audience, "I'm fed up being insulted by all these jokes. We're not as stupid as you make out."
"Please sit down sir & be calm," said the ventriloquist, "after all it's only a joke, and don't tell me that Kerrymen haven't got a sense of humor."
"I'm not talking to you," said karpackie, "I'm talking to the little fellow on your knee..."
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein