11-29-2012, 06:41 AM
There is an increasingly disturbing range of products that are marketed at women and are available to buy online, that focus on the 'down below' area. Some sound incredulous and made-up, but after a couple of hours interwebz research, i can reveal that these products are actually real. The question is, would anyone you know buy them? Will any of these be on your Christmas wish-list?
First of the crazy items are Vadge-cooling underwear. Jockey among other manufacturers claim that the technology in these knickers reduce the temperature down below by 3 degrees. Retails for around $25 for one pair.
Booty Pop gives girls who have a nice average size arse, the chance to walk around looking like they've dropped a load in their pants. Perfect if your name is Champagne, Tia Maria, or Sugar-Nips. Prices start at around $28 for one pair of padded knickers, and upwards of $50 for padded pants.
Fart Filters are aimed at the terminally insecure and perpetually paranoid, and offer a solution to those pesky fart-smelling farts. Subtle Butt is a disposable, 'fart-neutralizing' pad made with odor-diffusing carbon that you slip into your underwear when your digestive system threatens to stink out a room. Around $12 for 5 pads.
Thong jeans are essential for women whose occupation is 'ho.' Picture shows tiny arse, but we all know only gals with elephantine behinds will don these and then complain about how sore their arse crack has become.
And finally, the piss funnel is the hottest thing on the internet right now (just ask sporkium), and allows women to take a piss standing up, should there be a severe lack of bushes in your environment. There are many brands of piss funnels available in cardboard or plastic. The funnel is placed against the urethra, and hey presto, the piss runs down the funnel directing the piss away from the feet. They come in plain or funky designs, and range from $10 for a pack of 5 (the cardboard ones), to around $10 for a plastic one.
Personally, i think these kinds of products are ridiculous, and can't imagine why any woman would want them let alone part with money for them. However, the internet has shown that there is no shortage of stupidity out there, so i guess we'll see even more products for your pants by this time next year.
First of the crazy items are Vadge-cooling underwear. Jockey among other manufacturers claim that the technology in these knickers reduce the temperature down below by 3 degrees. Retails for around $25 for one pair.
![[Image: 6Vis.jpg]](https://i.rantcentralforums.com/6Vis.jpg)
Booty Pop gives girls who have a nice average size arse, the chance to walk around looking like they've dropped a load in their pants. Perfect if your name is Champagne, Tia Maria, or Sugar-Nips. Prices start at around $28 for one pair of padded knickers, and upwards of $50 for padded pants.
![[Image: Jvtd.jpg]](https://i.rantcentralforums.com/Jvtd.jpg)
Fart Filters are aimed at the terminally insecure and perpetually paranoid, and offer a solution to those pesky fart-smelling farts. Subtle Butt is a disposable, 'fart-neutralizing' pad made with odor-diffusing carbon that you slip into your underwear when your digestive system threatens to stink out a room. Around $12 for 5 pads.
![[Image: lDFM.jpg]](https://i.rantcentralforums.com/lDFM.jpg)
Thong jeans are essential for women whose occupation is 'ho.' Picture shows tiny arse, but we all know only gals with elephantine behinds will don these and then complain about how sore their arse crack has become.
![[Image: Z0GD.jpg]](https://i.rantcentralforums.com/Z0GD.jpg)
And finally, the piss funnel is the hottest thing on the internet right now (just ask sporkium), and allows women to take a piss standing up, should there be a severe lack of bushes in your environment. There are many brands of piss funnels available in cardboard or plastic. The funnel is placed against the urethra, and hey presto, the piss runs down the funnel directing the piss away from the feet. They come in plain or funky designs, and range from $10 for a pack of 5 (the cardboard ones), to around $10 for a plastic one.
![[Image: aH33.jpg]](https://i.rantcentralforums.com/aH33.jpg)
Personally, i think these kinds of products are ridiculous, and can't imagine why any woman would want them let alone part with money for them. However, the internet has shown that there is no shortage of stupidity out there, so i guess we'll see even more products for your pants by this time next year.
