Newlywed wife pushes husband off cliff.

[AliShibaz]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2416483/Jordan-Linn-Graham-pushed-husband-Cody-Lee-Johnson-CLIFF-1-WEEK-got-married.html

If you read this story, her explanation seems quite plausible. It goes something like this, "He grabbed my arm and pushed me and I turned around and as a result, he went over the cliff.

Hmmm .....

Would you ever marry this girl?

I might consider it if I got a serious restriaining order.

What kind of clauses would you need to put in a restraining order before you would consider dating or marrying this woman?

I'm thinking that one such clause would almost surely be that she should never be allowed to own or possess any guns of any kind.

(This post was last modified: 12-13-2013, 11:07 AM by AliShibaz.)

[Wildcard]

I didn't read the article but I did go over the cliff notes

Seriously though, wtf!? She makes it sound as if it was no big deal. Didn't anyone tell them not to have a shoving match on the side of a mountain?

Wife: we need to have a long talk about our marriage. Lets go to the highest point in the state near a sheer drop of thousands of feet.

[srijantje]

Ali,I love you
[o.k.I'm intoxicated

[Dibbz]

She's admitted to pushing him off the cliff now.

http://gulfnews.com/news/world/usa/wife-admits-pushing-husband-off-a-cliff-to-his-death-1.1266577

Ali - only someone as equally naive and immature as the wife would consider marrying her.

[AliShibaz]

I didn't read the article but I did go over the cliff notes

That is the best joke I have ever seen on this site!

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Ali,I love you
[o.k.I'm intoxicated

My lawyer says that so long as I never encouraged you, I don't have to worry.

But what do you consider encouragement?

(This post was last modified: 12-13-2013, 01:52 PM by AliShibaz.)

[PatrickZ]

That girl was a psychobitch.