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    I'm writing this thread to encourage all of you to try to think of an invention, process, new recipe, new anything, as long as it comes from inside of you.

    This is an idea that just came to me. Jesum crow…It hit me like a ton of bricks. Remember when I made my New Year’s predictions in another thread? I said something new and unique as far as technology goes, this year something revolutionary like the iPod will come about…. I just thought of something, and its gonna bring in kasch!!! Ching ching babbby!!! I should seriously think about a patent on this…

    You know how everything since Windows 8 has been more for the touch screen user, and even people with iPhone, or smartphones can touch screen and get things done?? Revolutionized the world, right???????

    What if we took this touch screen technology to the next level…..

    Something so obviously right in the face, but only a keen mind such as mine (thinking cap, now that it’s not as drenched in DXM)

    People….I bring to you iPr0n… interactive pornography …

    Just think of it. You’re watching a porn and the fine young lady shows her boobies…. You touch the screen on the boobies, and the girl goes WILD!!!!! YOU MADE her that way (by rubbing the screen)!!! How much do you think these tards all over the world will pay for that???? EXACTLY!!!

    In my old insurance/law days I was taught to be a critical thinker… See all aspects… We can get the gay shit in here too!!! 2 guys rubbin swords off all at the ease of a computer screen. Or if you’re a Girl and you want to BDSM on some guy to show them who’s boss. the world is your oyster… I can see the money flowing in!!!

    Not only can we make money on charging the general creep to do that, we can get into the hardware game by making our own TOUCHSCREENS…Figure, those creepy bastards are gonna wear out the touchscreens rubbin that shit.. (one hand on cock, other on screen!!!!)

    WE can be there to replenish the touchscreen at a premium.

    Spork: Through our history I know you to be uber smart, (scary smart) can you bang out some code and bring this baby to fruition? This should make the current users of RC (since we are all a team) RICH!!!!

    any poster reading this I implore you…. Use this thread to give your ideas on how to better the world, like I just did!!
    So none of you want to be rich, eh??? That kinda surprises me...
    We are already rich beyond disbelief Big Grin

    I suppose the human mind is far "richer" than any touchscreen. (hehe)

    “The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven..” - John Milton.

    I'd personally like (to see) a ebook reader under 100 gms and with EPUB support and kindle like rendering.
    I'd like to see noiseless automobiles, a no honk day, better footpaths (this would be my pet project if at all).

    Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long -- Ogden Nash
    don't want touch screen boobies
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    think more along the lines of touch screen hand jobs.... receiving... not giving.

    "Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
    (01-12-2015, 03:15 AM)sporkium Wrote:  think more along the lines of touch screen hand jobs.... receiving... not giving.
    I'm working with you.............holy shit the thought..... Can you imagine if we can get an account like Walmart to service our machine...Right next to the place where you can rent dvd's (obviously it'll be more discreet...)

    "honey, I'm sorry for your headache" (or any other bullshit the pull to get outta doing the dirty work)" I'm going to walmart to get you a box of asprin, "and get me a hand job" $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.. Or if you're a women and the old man is too lazy from uggh, bringing in the trash cans...Go down to Walmart for a zipperroni!!!! for christs sakes they already have these machienes that give you a full work up as far as health... Why not the happy ending??????

    MAN ALL I SEE IS CASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and that probably will calm the sex crimes down too! so we'd be upstanding citizens making sure our community stays safe.. MAN. I think we'll be evil if we DON'T put something together like that!!
    (This post was last modified: 01-12-2015, 06:40 AM by LZA.)

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