Movies Movies That Suck

[Mark]

127 Hours is the most painful movie next to Repo Men that I have ever seen. Don't let people fool you into believing that it's a touching story . . . it is not.

127 Hours (2010)

Directed by Danny Boyle. With James Franco, Amber Tamblyn, Kate Mara, Sean Bott. A mountain climber becomes trapped under a boulder while canyoneering alone near Moab, Utah and resorts to desperate measures in order to survive.

I sat watching the movie and cringing the entire time. It actually seemed at one point that the movie might be true to it's name because it seemed like it was going to be one hundred twenty-seven hours long. And I'm not one of those people who bitch about every movie with a sluggish speed, but this was almost as bad as Frozen, another awful movie.

Frozen (2010)

Directed by Adam Green. With Shawn Ashmore, Emma Bell, Kevin Zegers, Ed Ackerman. Three skiers stranded on a chairlift are forced to make life-or-death choices, which prove more perilous than staying put and freezing to death.

Frozen is not so painful in content as it is in the lack thereof. I wouldn't worry about spoilers, but there really are none because nothing fucking happens!!!

[karpackie]

twilight it's crap

[srijantje]

anything with stallone in it is crap

[Aish]

The Last Temptation Of Christ

The Gods Must Be Crazy

Chicken Little

[Mark]

In a way, The God's Must Be Crazy was funny although I agree it is a 90 minute waste of time.

Howard the Duck is kind of like that. I'd say you'd be better off watching the previews than the actual movie.

Howard The Duck (1986)

Directed by Willard Huyck. With Lea Thompson, Jeffrey Jones, Tim Robbins, Ed Gale. A sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop a hellish alien invasion with the help of a nerdy scientist and a cute struggling female rock singer who fancies him.

[Aish]

Ahh, I LOVE Howard The Duck! It's 80's cheese tot he max

[Mark]

I'll admit I've seen it more than once but I was a child. Just like I watched Ghostbusters II and Dick Tracy a million times.

[Aish]

Spice Girls Movie

Glitter

Glitter (2001)

Directed by Vondie Curtis-Hall. With Mariah Carey, Eric Benét, Max Beesley, Da Brat. A young singer dates a disc jockey who helps her get into the music business, but their relationship become complicated as she ascends to super stardom.

[Mark]

Thank God that I've never seen either movie. Are they as bad as Cool As Ice, the Vanilla Ice story?

Cool As Ice (1991)

Directed by David Kellogg. With Vanilla Ice, Kristin Minter, Naomi Campbell, Deezer D. A rap-oriented remake of The Wild One (1953), with heavy emphasis on the fact that Vanilla Ice has assumed the Marlon Brando role.

[Aish]

Haven't seen that one.

I had never seen the Spice Girls movie (I was never a fan) until I got stuck watching tv @ my sister's house awhile back. For some ungodly reason her 10 year old daughter loves that movie. OY.