• Search
  • Member List
  • Help
  • Random Thread
    • Search
    Rant Central Rant & Discuss News and Media v Maine Zumba Teacher Pleads Guilty To Prostitution

    Maine Zumba Teacher Pleads Guilty To Prostitution
    AliShibaz
     

    Custom User Title
    *****
     Registered
    Posts: 1,037
    Threads: 190
    Joined: Apr 2012
    Reputation: 81
    #1
    03-29-2013, 05:10 PM
    .
    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ZUMBA_PROSTITUTION?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-03-29-16-56-20

    Lookee here! Lookee here!

    We have defs seen this before. The only thing I don't understand is ... what is a Zumba?

    Oh, wait. Never mind!


    I Googled "What is Zumba" and lookee what I found!

    WWW.GOOGLE.COM.AR
    What Is Zumba - Google Search
    no description


    Zumba Fitness or the Zumba Program is a dance fitness program created by Colombian dancer and choreographer Alberto "Beto" Perez during the 1990s. Ain't that amazing? Those freaky Colomboans think of jest about everything!

    I've been reading more of this story and found that this 30 year-old woman who ran this hooker ring made $150K in 18 months. that is $100K per year. That is terrible!

    She must be either a terrible business lady or a terrible hooker or ...

    She is really clever when it comes to "cooking her books" and only keeps books to disguise how much money she really made. I think it's just impossible that any lady could run a fairly large hooker business and make only $100K per year. I would think she would have to make at least ten times that or there would be something very, very wrong wit her business. Don't you think?
    And, if she was making videos of her clients without their knowledge or consent, you can bet your life that she was making a whole lot more from that.

    Of course that is a really stupid thing to do cuz even if she did make some money wit those, they would almost certainly result in her death or dismemberment or something equally terrible.

    Blackmail has to be one of the most stupid crimes there is. Especially if you are blackmailing wealthy and powerful people. They will turn your lights out el pronto!

    No fucking around wit dat. And dat's fer sure! Oh yeah!

    You gonna blackmail rich and powerful peeps like dat? You gonna pay a big fucking price for doing that. You can bet your life on that!
    .
    .
    (This post was last modified: 03-29-2013, 06:21 PM by AliShibaz.)
    Reply
    sporkium
     

    -the voice of reason-
    ******
     Super Moderators
    Posts: 6,713
    Threads: 250
    Joined: Mar 2012
    Reputation: 390
    #2
    03-29-2013, 07:20 PM
    [Image: bad-image.png]

    100 grand a year is not that bad when you consider that was net profit... and the business was still in the early stages.
    "Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
    Reply
    wildcard
     
    Twitch status: offline 

    Renaissance Redneck
    *****
     Registered
    Posts: 7,658
    Threads: 150
    Joined: Nov 2011
    Reputation: 469
    #3
    03-29-2013, 08:28 PM
    I would definitely fuck it but those teeth are the size of Chiclets! WTF

    EDIT: On topic: but I wouldn't pay Wink
    "You should definitely stay AWAY from this wildcard character.  He's quite devious and deceptive. I heard he even has other accounts on the site with different names!"
    — politux
    Reply
    sporkium
     

    -the voice of reason-
    ******
     Super Moderators
    Posts: 6,713
    Threads: 250
    Joined: Mar 2012
    Reputation: 390
    #4
    03-29-2013, 08:34 PM
    that chick is ripped...

    [Image: alexis-wright-21.jpg]

    here she is pleading guilty

    [Image: bad-image.png]

    i say... set her free. it's not like anyone was being harmed... even with the secret cam and such.
    "Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
    Reply
    wildcard
     
    Twitch status: offline 

    Renaissance Redneck
    *****
     Registered
    Posts: 7,658
    Threads: 150
    Joined: Nov 2011
    Reputation: 469
    #5
    03-29-2013, 08:40 PM
    I can honestly say I would post bail for her . . . even take her under my wing for a while to ensure her full recovery and speedy return to productive society. For some reason I am willing-- eager even-- to stick my . . . neck out for this woman Big Grin
    "You should definitely stay AWAY from this wildcard character.  He's quite devious and deceptive. I heard he even has other accounts on the site with different names!"
    — politux
    Reply
    velvetfog
     

    Old Fogger
    *****
     Registered
    Posts: 13,462
    Threads: 75
    Joined: Feb 2013
    Reputation: 236
    #6
    03-29-2013, 09:05 PM
    It appears that she was providing a quality product.
    She looks like she is in fine shape.
    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
    Reply
    AliShibaz
     

    Custom User Title
    *****
     Registered
    Posts: 1,037
    Threads: 190
    Joined: Apr 2012
    Reputation: 81
    #7
    03-29-2013, 10:45 PM
    She appears to be very oily and greasy in those pix. I'm guessing she is from some country where they make a lot of Olive Oil or something.

    Or maybe Popeye is one of her clients?

    Still, I wouldn't pay for her services unless she got some real modern dentistry and got those chicklets fixed.

    Spork? Do you have a copy of that picure without the little sticker that is covering her private parts? If so, could you send it to me? I would like to take a closer look. Strictly for research, you understand.
    Oh! And let me just say, "Rumba Zumba! Whoo Hooo!"
    (This post was last modified: 03-29-2013, 10:46 PM by AliShibaz.)
    Reply
    srijantje
     

    resident reprobate
    **********
     YAKshagger
    Posts: 13,527
    Threads: 142
    Joined: Nov 2011
    Reputation: 357
    #8
    03-29-2013, 11:37 PM
    no blowjob,that's for sure
    consistency is the hobdob
    of small minds[
    Reply
    srijantje
     

    resident reprobate
    **********
     YAKshagger
    Posts: 13,527
    Threads: 142
    Joined: Nov 2011
    Reputation: 357
    #9
    03-29-2013, 11:48 PM
    (03-29-2013, 07:20 PM)sporkium Wrote:  [Image: Alexis-Wright-14.jpeg]

    100 grand a year is not that bad when you consider that was net profit... and the business was still in the early stages.
    she looks like the youg condoleeza rice
    consistency is the hobdob
    of small minds[
    Reply
    System Folder
     

    Very Important Penis
    *****
     Registered
    Posts: 1,427
    Threads: 17
    Joined: Apr 2012
    Reputation: 175
    #10
    03-30-2013, 12:48 AM
    (03-29-2013, 10:45 PM)AliShibaz Wrote:  Spork? Do you have a copy of that picure without the little sticker that is covering her private parts? If so, could you send it to me? I would like to take a closer look. Strictly for research, you understand.

    Here you go, Ali.

    Warning NSFW: Nudity
      Show
    [Image: Maine+Zumba+Madam+002.jpg]
    (This post was last modified: 03-30-2013, 12:49 AM by System Folder.)
    [Image: MyUserBar2.gif]
    Reply
    « Next Oldest | Next Newest »





    Users browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)
    Rant Central
    Speak Your Mind