I would tell my younger self....

[Bunny]

If you could go back in time and tell your younger self something what would it be??

My first thing would be buy stock in apple© Lol.

and then i would tell myself how to have Alot of orgasms. Alot!!!

[Spud17]

I stole a confiscated catapult from school when I was 7. I had fun with it for 2 days before throwing it away out of fear of getting caught, so I'd tell my younger self to keep it because the teachers don't notice it missing for a full year!!

[srijantje]

don't start smoking[tobacco]you idiot

[Bunny]

To spend more time with the ones you love and that dad is almost ALWAYS right.

[System Folder]

...to not change a thing because you turn out GREAT!

[wildcard]

don't start smoking[tobacco]you idiot

^that

Also, I would tell myself to never turn down free drugs or free sex, but my younger self already did that.

[velvetfog]

Don't marry that poor girl. Find a rich one instead.

[Bunny]

To take blackmail pictures of @wildcard and save them for later when RC is created.

[Bunny]

To keep away from vodka in 1998!!

[LannisterHater]

let's just say I would eliminate the nuances of certain individuals.

I wouldn't have snorted that concoction of nerve pills and atrophine.

and the jackpot numbers for lottery.