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    #31
    Maybe some dog militia got fed up of him messing with their bitch.

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    #32
    I think that if the dog seems to like it in his butt then you should be good. Or whatever... if it's a female than you give it to her good. A dog won't judge you for your penis size. Smile I mean I think some other girls won't either but they are rare!
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    #33
    penis size?I never thought that was an issue[not that my dick is big or anything]

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    #34
    The only dog I would ever consider taking as a lover is an Alaskan Husky. They are the most beautiful dog in the world.

    But I would only get romantic about one if there were no more women left alive. After all, even a terrible woman is better than any animal.
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    #35
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    #36
    (12-10-2014, 12:27 PM)AliShibaz Wrote:  The only dog I would ever consider taking as a lover is an Alaskan Husky. They are the most beautiful dog in the world.

    But I would only get romantic about one if there were no more women left alive. After all, even a terrible woman is better than any animal.

    you even narrowed it down to the breed... WTF

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    #37
    next we get hole descriptionLMAO

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    #38
    The old saying goes that a dog is man's best friend. In this case, it is one man's best girlfriend. Thankfully, diamonds are a girl's best friend. Whistle

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    #39
    (12-11-2014, 11:11 AM)Arachne Wrote:  The old saying goes that a dog is man's best friend. In this case, it is one man's best girlfriend. Thankfully, diamonds are a girl's best friend. Whistle

    next to alimony, you mean... right?

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    #40
    (12-12-2014, 01:52 AM)sporkium Wrote:  
    (12-11-2014, 11:11 AM)Arachne Wrote:  The old saying goes that a dog is man's best friend. In this case, it is one man's best girlfriend. Thankfully, diamonds are a girl's best friend. Whistle

    next to alimony, you mean... right?

    Wink

    Noooooooooooooo. Alimony would be paid to a man. Diamond's are a girl's best friend. Big Grin

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