I have learned...

[. . . .]

I've learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there.
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I've learned that children and grandparents are natural allies.


What have you learned?

[Mark]

I've learned never to eat Mexican food and stand close to a flame.

[Bunny]

I've learned to not shave private areas in a hurry!!!!

[. . . .]

(Yikes to both of U.)
I've learned...that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.

[Togachu]

I learned that the only person you can only trust, is your self.
(cus the one you trust, trust someone else, and that someone else trust someone else, and so it goes)

[Mark]

I have learned that mosquitoes love the way my blood tastes.

[snilloc]

I have learned that I must have the same blood type as Mark mosquitoes just love my blood

[Bunny]

I have learned wearing nothing to bed is very comfortable.

[snilloc]

I have learned that Bunny wearing nothing in bed is a nice thought

[Bunny]

I have learned that drinking tequila and saying yes is dangerous.