FUCK YOU, TODD ZINK!

[sporkium]

annoyed by politicians? post your shit here.

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okay, i don't care who todd zink is. i don't care about this fuck head's past or who he is as a person... what i do fucking care about is that now that election time is rolling around, his robotic dialer has fucking called me three times a day for the past week.

so for that reason, and only that reason... FUCK YOU, ZINK. i hope you loose this election.

next time you want to run a campaign, how about you not use the annoying fucking robot dialer...

i make it a point not to vote unless it's important... like legalizing weed... but it this case... i'm going to vote against you just because i don't fucking like you.

... fucking jack ass.

[srijantje]

yes,fucking elections are coming around here in the state too,blaring speakers,all politicians getting holy for the time being,some even promising to legalize growing hemp again,after Ronnie came along making it illegal years ago,i HATE the noise polluting loudmouth FUCKS




look at the fat cunt

[Spud17]

Pretty much everyone in the U.K. was gobsmacked when it emerged in 2009, that Conservative MP, Douglas Hogg, the 3rd Viscount Hailsham, had filed expenses claims which included payment for 'clearing his moat.' Most of us cried 'there are still moats in Britain?' when the Daily Telegraph exposed the expenses scandal.

Elected as MP in 1979, he stepped down in 2010 after agreeing to pay back £2200 which he used to clean his moat. He also filed claims to have his piano retuned. Even though he is no longer a politician, Hogg is definitely worthy of a big 'fuck you' from us ordinary taxpayers, so Fuck you , Douglas Hogg.

WWW.TELEGRAPH.CO.UK

Mps' Expenses: Clearing The Moat At

Douglas Hogg's Manor

http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_expenses_claims_in_the_United_Kingdom_Parliamentary_expenses_scandal

[sporkium]

rotf... he has a moat?? lmfao... i guess it makes sense.

[srijantje]

he might need it in the future to keep out the rampaging mobs,FUCK HIM

[Spud17]

It was a brilliant scandal because everybody was at it, so there was simply no escape from it, and nowhere for the politicians to hide. The Home Secretary of all people, filed a 45p claim for a Kit-Kat chocolate bar, put a claim in for toilet roll, and even pay-per-view porn films for her husband.

sigh... i think it'll be a long time before we see a scandal of that magnitude and hilarity in Britain.

[srijantje]

but..did it do anything except highten the level of disgust?

[sporkium]

holy fuck butter... he literally has a fucking moat!

on one hand, he only has to worry about zombie attacks from two directions... but seriously... he has a god damn moat.

i draw the line at politicians having viable fortified defenses against their constituents.

edit - also, whats with the fucking bridge across the moat? kind of defeats the purpose... fucking twat.

[Spud17]

sj - ah yes... details of MPs expenses were in every newspaper and on every tv channel for months on end, and people were getting angrier by the minute... many of the deadwood MPs left their jobs in embarrassment, political satire had a field day, some folk refused to pay their taxes, rules and regulations were changed, but best of all - all claims filed by politicians are now publicly available on the interwebz for everyone to scrutinise. No more charging the ordinary taxpayer for porn, biscuits, rugs, and duck houses.

Fuck them all! 3 years after the event and i still can't believe someone actually had a moat

(This post was last modified: 10-31-2012, 03:29 AM by Spud17.)

[sporkium]

there is a certain type of pathology at play when someone crosses the line between desiring a moat and actually possessing a moat. so... just so we are clear... is there some weird language barrier here? is a moat really a moat or is it like a very long pond?

i think a moat is an entrenched body of water (preferably sewage) that is several feet deep and has vertical side that make climbing out nearly impossible.

i think a pond is a very shallow body of water (usually stagnant, but could have filtration and circulation) that is filled with fish, frogs, aquatic plants and perhaps ducks.

either way, it is still stupid. these jackholes have jobs that pay them money, so there is no reason why they can't pay for this crap themselves.