This is a fun thread re-reading everyone's mishaps...
Now, the only accident I can make is actually deciding to exercise... I'm preparing my comeback
Recently, as part of my diabetic health, I'm trying to walk more... The neuropathy makes the bottom of my feet always feel like they are asleep, and it's affecting my eyesight...
Even though, I'll still walk listening to music with my phone... Hard to gauge things with bad eyes and fucked up feet... I was jogging across a street to avoid traffic and I didn't see the curb was taller than I thought, and I'm still getting used to feeling the ground... My feet are much more sensitive. So when I didn't pick my foot up enough to clear the curb, I kicked the fucking shit out of it... INSTANT pain. I fell forward and when I arched my back and put my hands out to brace, my headphones came ripping out of my ears...
The worst? All the witnesses in traffic saw me do it. I just said fuck it, tipped my hat and took a bow... At that point, you may as well just own it.