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    METRO.CO.UK
    Dwarf Handed Crayons And Colouring
    Book As He Sat Down For Romantic Dinner With Fiancee


    HAHAHAH!


    Quote:James Lusted, 26, was on a date with his 5ft 7in fiancee, Chloe Roberts, 20, in their native Cardiff when the waitress picked up two menus… and brought over the crayons and a colouring book. The waitress realised she had made a crucial error when James said, ‘Thank you,’ in a deep, adult voice.

    Waitress was probably too busy to notice...

    Quote:‘She immediately put the colouring book behind her back in shock. But I am man enough to see the funny side – I would never take offence.’

     
    Good story. Glad to see mistakes aren't all cancellations and death sentences. Kudos to them.

    She probably paid the bill...he always appears to be a little "short"
    (This post was last modified: 03-11-2021, 08:48 AM by LZA.)
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    At least he had a good attitude about it. That could be very embarrassing.
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    (03-11-2021, 08:47 AM)LZA Wrote:  https://metro.co.uk/2014/10/10/dwarf-han...o=facebook


    HAHAHAH!


    Quote:James Lusted, 26, was on a date with his 5ft 7in fiancee, Chloe Roberts, 20, in their native Cardiff when the waitress picked up two menus… and brought over the crayons and a colouring book. The waitress realised she had made a crucial error when James said, ‘Thank you,’ in a deep, adult voice.

    Waitress was probably too busy to notice...

    Quote:‘She immediately put the colouring book behind her back in shock. But I am man enough to see the funny side – I would never take offence.’

     
    Good story. Glad to see mistakes aren't all cancellations and death sentences. Kudos to them.

    She probably paid the bill...he always appears to be a little "short"

    Actually... after dinner, he would have had his hands full with his date! (use your dirty imagination!)

    I'm Serpius and You're Not
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    (03-11-2021, 08:47 AM)LZA Wrote:  https://metro.co.uk/2014/10/10/dwarf-han...o=facebook


    HAHAHAH!


    Quote:James Lusted, 26, was on a date with his 5ft 7in fiancee, Chloe Roberts, 20, in their native Cardiff when the waitress picked up two menus… and brought over the crayons and a colouring book. The waitress realised she had made a crucial error when James said, ‘Thank you,’ in a deep, adult voice.

    Waitress was probably too busy to notice...
    she didn't notice his moustache
    Quote:‘She immediately put the colouring book behind her back in shock. But I am man enough to see the funny side – I would never take offence.’

     
    Good story. Glad to see mistakes aren't all cancellations and death sentences. Kudos to them.

    She probably paid the bill...he always appears to be a little "short"
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