Dwarf mistaken for a child

[LZA]

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Dwarf Handed Crayons And Colouring

Book As He Sat Down For Romantic Dinner With Fiancee

HAHAHAH!

James Lusted, 26, was on a date with his 5ft 7in fiancee, Chloe Roberts, 20, in their native Cardiff when the waitress picked up two menus… and brought over the crayons and a colouring book. The waitress realised she had made a crucial error when James said, ‘Thank you,’ in a deep, adult voice.

Waitress was probably too busy to notice...

‘She immediately put the colouring book behind her back in shock. But I am man enough to see the funny side – I would never take offence.’

 

Good story. Glad to see mistakes aren't all cancellations and death sentences. Kudos to them.

She probably paid the bill...he always appears to be a little "short"

(This post was last modified: 03-11-2021, 08:48 AM by LZA.)

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At least he had a good attitude about it. That could be very embarrassing.

[Serpius]

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HAHAHAH!

James Lusted, 26, was on a date with his 5ft 7in fiancee, Chloe Roberts, 20, in their native Cardiff when the waitress picked up two menus… and brought over the crayons and a colouring book. The waitress realised she had made a crucial error when James said, ‘Thank you,’ in a deep, adult voice.

Waitress was probably too busy to notice...

‘She immediately put the colouring book behind her back in shock. But I am man enough to see the funny side – I would never take offence.’

 

Good story. Glad to see mistakes aren't all cancellations and death sentences. Kudos to them.

She probably paid the bill...he always appears to be a little "short"

Actually... after dinner, he would have had his hands full with his date! (use your dirty imagination!)

[srijantje]

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HAHAHAH!

James Lusted, 26, was on a date with his 5ft 7in fiancee, Chloe Roberts, 20, in their native Cardiff when the waitress picked up two menus… and brought over the crayons and a colouring book. The waitress realised she had made a crucial error when James said, ‘Thank you,’ in a deep, adult voice.

Waitress was probably too busy to notice...
she didn't notice his moustache

‘She immediately put the colouring book behind her back in shock. But I am man enough to see the funny side – I would never take offence.’

 

Good story. Glad to see mistakes aren't all cancellations and death sentences. Kudos to them.

She probably paid the bill...he always appears to be a little "short"