07-06-2014, 03:58 AM
So she came bursting into the front room and gave me a swift roundhouse kick to the face, got me in a headlock and began choking me. My apendix exploded and i shat myself. As the blood drained from my head i shat myself again. I begged for mercy as she body slammed me into the antique mahogany bookshlef and as my life flashed before my eyes i shat myself. Undeterred she bit off my face, snapped my fibula and dismantled my rib cage. She started screaming... 'BYYYYOORRGGG!' and in one monumental expression of profound horror my bowels exploded and the universe folded in on itself.