Castrated by Lobsters

[News Puppet]

Bristol, England:
A thief decided to steal several live lobsters by hiding them in his trousers. Before he could make his escape, the frisky creatures had shortened his manhood. The twenty-four-year-old is expected to fully recover, but doctors warned, 'He will never be a daddy.'

Well that's a relief.

[srijantje]

[Leanne]

This story has been doing the rounds since Adam was a boy... oddly enough, it's always the same newsprint article with no date, no source, nothing...

but it's still funny

[Mark]

Blame it on News Puppet! I had nothing to do with this

[sporkium]

most people are satisfied once they get crabs... he had to be a one-upper.
NSFW - pubic investation

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[Mark]

pubic investation

what is that? Spending a long time growing your 'mane'?

[sporkium]

small keys

[srijantje]

This story has been doing the rounds since Adam was a boy... oddly enough, it's always the same newsprint article with no date, no source, nothing...

but it's still funny

one thing is sure,though,the story was made up by a woman

[sporkium]

i figured it was probably thought up by a guy that was tired of people stealing his lobsters...

[srijantje]