11-25-2012, 09:27 PM
SACRAMENTO.CBSLOCAL.COM
Police: Teenage Restaurant Manager
Videotaped Women In Restroom
A 17 year old kid who was the manager of a Long Dong Silvers restaurant was recently arrested because he put some secret recording device into the Women's washroom and recorded them while they were doing their private business in the toilet.
First of all, this kid showed amazing ingenuity and resourcefullness.
I mean, how do you get to be a manager of one of those restaurants at age 17?
And second of all, how does a 17 year old figure out how to put a secret recording device into a woman's bathroom?
Come on, now! I would be hard pressed to figure out how to do such a thing. Never mind a 17 year old. I think deserves a reward for showing such amazing abilities.
Seriously though, I really can't condone that kind of behavior. I mean, how does anyone get their jollies by watching a woman take a dump? Isn't that just ridiculous? I think it is.
What are they gonna do with this kid? He is obviously pretty fucked up. But they can't really put him in jail cuz he is a minor. And even if they could, how would jail ever help him?
Now, this kid is probably fucked for life.
Can you imagine being this kid and going for a job interview in a few years where you have to disclose that you were arrested and what you were arrested for?
Interviewer: So, Mr. Jones, what qualifications do you have for this job?
Mr. Jones: Well, I have a very long dong.
Interviewer: What? How is that a qualification? Mind if I ask to see?
Mr. Jones: I meant that I was a manager for Long Dong Silver's restaurant.
Interviewer: So, Mr. Jones, have you ever been arrested?
Mr. Jones: Yes. But it was a very, very long time ago and I'd really rather not talk about it.
Interviewer: Why not?
Mr. Jones: Well, uh. You see. uh ... I was the manager of a Long Dong Silver's Restaurant.
Interviewer: Oh. OK. Say no more. I completely understand why you wouldn't want anyone to know that. Those places are such fucking dumps!
(This post was last modified: 11-25-2012, 10:42 PM by AliShibaz.)