Rant Central - Registration Agreement

This is the Internet. If you are unfamiliar with the Internet, you may be surprised to find that there are bad things here. The Internet is not under our control, nor are the billions of people and millions of idiots (being generous) that spend their entire life posting ridiculous things. I would love to tell you that we do everything in our power to prevent the evils that lurk on the Internet from scarring your tender eyes, but we do not. We do our dead level best not to do anything at all unless it is necessary.

Clicking "I Agree" means that you are a grown up, or at least grown enough to know that there are titties and penises on the Internet and also that there are people who would love nothing more than to hurt your precious little feelings-- and that you can deal with that.

LEGAL STUFF: Your IP Address is recorded with each post you make on this discussion system and is retrievable by the forum staff if need-be. You agree that we have the ability and right to remove, edit, or lock any account or message at any time should it be seen fit. You also consent to any information you enter on this discussion system being stored in a database, and that "cookies" will be stored on your computer to save your login information.