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    pee in the shower?
    #1
    post relationship-pet-peeves here...

    i am prone to getting severely twisted when i'm sipping (more like gulping) the 'hen.' as a result, i developed a personal, inalienable right which allows me to urinate anywhere i choose to do so should the need arise (especially if i must close one eye in any attempt to focus or keep from throwing up).

    only one girlfriend had a problem with this and in an utter act of defiance, decided to take a shit in my shower.

    i'm sure she enjoyed taking a shit on the curb after her landing.

    Wink

    "Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
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    #2
    the only thing i don't do in the shower is shit
    specially jerking off is great while the water is running,clean and efficientTongue

    consistency is the hobdob
    of small minds[
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    #3
    :/

    I have to admit, since I have to wash my hands more than 16x a day for my job, I may have become a bit mysophobic.

    Doing anything else in the shower than getting cleaned up is a no no.

    Another opposite effect of my job is that I'll gladly eat food that's post the expiration date. I mean, it's not like it's gonna kill ya.
    GFs never understand Sad
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    #4
    Only ever had a pee in the shower once. I was paranoid about smelling of wee so decided not to do it again. Like to pick n flick my bogeys though.
    Stormium - am I to understand that you drain your snake whilst giving your gf head? Eeeuuughhh! Dude, I'd shit in your shower for that too.Big Grin
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    #5
    ahhh... language barrier...

    giving head to a girl?

    'sipping the hen' is a term used when drinking henessey cognac... not going down on a girl.

    i was just taking a piss in the shower because i was drunk and a large moving target is more doable than a small moving target.

    keep in mind... it was MY shower... i didn't even like it when she stayed over at my place because she would leave weird woman products magazines everywhere.

    "Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
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    #6
    (08-06-2012, 04:59 AM)stormium Wrote:  ahhh... language barrier...

    giving head to a girl?

    'sipping the hen' is a term used when drinking henessey cognac... not going down on a girl.

    i was just taking a piss in the shower because i was drunk and a large moving target is more doable than a small moving target.

    keep in mind... it was MY shower... i didn't even like it when she stayed over at my place because she would leave weird woman products magazines everywhere.

    Okay, that's another story:
    Your shower, your rules. If she doesn't like it, she can go wash up in her own house.
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    #7
    in all fairness, there might have been attempted discussions regarding my inalienable drunken urination rights, however, i regularly put an end to those conversations with a slight swiftness accompanied by mimicking her nagging with my hand... later, as she was being ushered towards the curb, she claimed that if i were a better listener, the shitting could have been avoided. i disagree... it was her irrational mentality that led to her to shitting in my shower.

    "Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
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    #8
    Typical of women isn't it. To complain about never being listened to, without realising that they themselves actually never listen.
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    #9
    My bad for getting the wrong end of the stick Stormy. You have a right to pee anywhere you want in your house, that gf is a bit of a minger by the sounds of it to crap in your shower. No idea what weird woman products magazines are as I'm not that type mself.
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    #10
    (08-06-2012, 04:43 AM)Spudgun17 Wrote:  Only ever had a pee in the shower once. I was paranoid about smelling of wee so decided not to do it again. Like to pick n flick my bogeys though.
    Stormium - am I to understand that you drain your snake whilst giving your gf head? Eeeuuughhh! Dude, I'd shit in your shower for that too.Big Grin

    LOL I am the same way. I get in the shower to smell clean and not have steamed pee in my pores.. Aside from that I just cant wee in teh shower because in my mind it is a shower, not a places for waste.
    But the bogy flinger finger became a science.. Long range pellets freshly dug out had better tactile and adhesive property's on non porous surfaces then the drier ones..

    Oh wasn't this just a helluva 3rd post to write
    (This post was last modified: 08-12-2012, 12:56 AM by . . . ..)

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