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    change the saying game
    #1
    change the saying

    I would like to try this new game if you all will play with me;

    Take a common saying and cut off the ending.
    Next poster "improves" the saying with a NEW original ending.
    and then provides a new incomplete saying for the next poster to complete.

    Example;

    You can't teach an old dog…


    (of course original saying is You can't teach an old dog new tricks)

    Next poster writes;

    You can't teach an old dog… to do the laundry and take out the trash,
    then adds their new partial saying for the next poster to complete

    {I am wishing more for creative wordplay than a new competition for most gross and offensive, but I do realize any beast walks on its own legs.}
    Please use a saying that most people know or at least can easily understand and find with a few clicks.
    And let's go back and use my original example…

    You can't teach an old dog…
    Reply
    #2
    You can't teach an old dog...to type my rants.

    When in Rome...

    Fistfull of xanax
    Reply
    #3
    When in Rome, don't eat the nachos.

    A fool and his money...
    Reply
    #4
    A fool and his money...get lost in a brothel


    If you can't beat them...

    Fistfull of xanax
    Reply
    #5
    if you can't beat them,shag them

    Better one in the hand.....

    consistency is the hobdob
    of small minds[
    Reply
    #6
    Better one in the hand than two in the hand.
    One is plenty.
    Finish that one and if you still want another after that, you can ask then.


    People who live in glass houses
    Reply
    #7
    People who live in glass houses provide their next door neighbours with free porn.

    A penny saved is

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
    Reply
    #8
    A penny saved is a waste of a penny

    Better too early than......

    consistency is the hobdob
    of small minds[
    Reply
    #9
    Better too early than wait for the executioner.

    A bird in the hand

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
    Reply
    #10
    ...is only skin deep.

    He who can, does....
    Reply



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