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Worst Things to Say During a Sexual Encounter
You get me so excited; almost as much as mom does.
Does your father have any good looking daughters?
How much longer?
I sure wish my dog could get a taste of that pussy. He is a fiend...
This next part gets pretty rough, so let me call in a Stunt whore.
Hey grandma, can you wear this bag on your head? Every time I see your face I start to lose my boner...
* Baxter doesn't quite understand this thread...
(this one is kinda fucked up)

Try not to scream too loud when i start dismembering you.
I'm tired. Did I put the rubber on?
You've been around, haven't you? Fucking you is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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