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Worst Things to Say During a Sexual Encounter
#81
are you married?
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May My Light guides you
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#82
I'm from the South, and it feels really weird screwing someone who isn't my kin without paying for it.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#83
I'm karpackie, And I'm looking to make rug rat #10!!!!
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#84
Don't worry, if you chew gum the whole time, you won't get pregnant.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#85
Do you mind if my wife watches so she can get some pointers?
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#86
I don't have a dick....
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#87
Can my friends watch while they wait their turn?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#88
I put the peanut butter there so my dog can join in. He has a really wide tongue.
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#89
My dog has a hard on, can he do you next?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#90
We've got an extra 20 min before the Viagra kicks in... So, Whassssssupp????
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