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    Worst Things to Say During a Sexual Encounter
    #81
    are you married?

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    May My Light guides you
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    #82
    I'm from the South, and it feels really weird screwing someone who isn't my kin without paying for it.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #83
    I'm karpackie, And I'm looking to make rug rat #10!!!!
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    #84
    Don't worry, if you chew gum the whole time, you won't get pregnant.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #85
    Do you mind if my wife watches so she can get some pointers?

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    #86
    I don't have a dick....
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    #87
    Can my friends watch while they wait their turn?

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #88
    I put the peanut butter there so my dog can join in. He has a really wide tongue.
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    #89
    My dog has a hard on, can he do you next?

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #90
    We've got an extra 20 min before the Viagra kicks in... So, Whassssssupp????
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