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Worst Things to Say During a Sexual Encounter
#21
Damn I forgot to tell you about my post-coital nipple leakage problem . . .
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#22
the last time i did this Nixon was president.
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#23
Do you mind if I wear my Nazi uniform?
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#24
The prison sex was better.
that those with no rights,
display the right to have no life, to have respect they must accept
a world commiting suicide
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#25
Ignore her screams by saying "Any port in a storm."
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#26
I'm such a pedophile that I hope you're pregnant, and your fetus is giving me a blow-job.
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#27
Those aren't breadcrumbs, my rash is just drying out.
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#28
You know, this reminds me of my first audition for a school play...
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#29
My crabs seem to like you. They have found a new home.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#30
Sorry, that's not cum. It appears my genital wart is leaking puss again...
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