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    #11
    Can't we just skip straight to the cigarette?
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    #12
    I think it's just in a fold, but it feels soooooooo good.

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    #13
    In response to 'Is it in yet?'

    'Dunno, I can't tell.'
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    #14
    I'm not pulling my hand back out until I find my watch.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #15
    what's that smell?

    consistency is the hobdob
    of small minds[
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    #16
    When i orgasm i say the alphabet. and sometimes my multiplication tables. huh what? yes I'm 18.
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    #17
    "ALLAHU AKBAR!"
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    #18
    Are you on your period or did you lay on the dog again?
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    #19
    I'm going to make you feel like one of those dolls they use in rape trials.
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    #20
    wait,let me take out my plastic teeth

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