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Worst Things to Say During a Sexual Encounter
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10-07-2018, 10:39 AM
You get me so excited; almost as much as mom does.
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#122
10-07-2018, 08:47 PM
Does your father have any good looking daughters?
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#123
10-08-2018, 12:45 AM
How much longer?
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#124
10-08-2018, 05:12 AM
I sure wish my dog could get a taste of that pussy. He is a fiend...
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#125
10-08-2018, 08:07 AM
This next part gets pretty rough, so let me call in a Stunt whore.
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10-08-2018, 11:30 AM (This post was last modified: 10-08-2018, 11:31 AM by LZA. Edit Reason: Because I can't type )
Hey grandma, can you wear this bag on your head? Every time I see your face I start to lose my boner...
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#127
10-08-2018, 01:11 PM
* Baxter doesn't quite understand this thread...
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#128
10-08-2018, 11:47 PM
(this one is kinda fucked up)

Try not to scream too loud when i start dismembering you.
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#129
10-09-2018, 12:00 AM
I'm tired. Did I put the rubber on?
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#130
10-09-2018, 09:28 AM
You've been around, haven't you? Fucking you is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
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