Worst Things to Say During a Sexual Encounter

[LZA]

You get me so excited; almost as much as mom does.

[HTorr3ntz]

Does your father have any good looking daughters?

[contrail]

How much longer?

[Wildcard]

I sure wish my dog could get a taste of that pussy. He is a fiend...

[HTorr3ntz]

This next part gets pretty rough, so let me call in a Stunt whore.

[LZA]

Hey grandma, can you wear this bag on your head? Every time I see your face I start to lose my boner...

(This post was last modified: 10-08-2018, 11:31 AM by LZA. Edit Reason: Because I can't type )

[Baxter]

* Baxter doesn't quite understand this thread...

[HTorr3ntz]

(this one is kinda fucked up)

Try not to scream too loud when i start dismembering you.

[contrail]

I'm tired. Did I put the rubber on?

[LZA]

You've been around, haven't you? Fucking you is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.