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    Worst Things to Say During a Sexual Encounter
    politux"It's pronounced 'lizza' you know like RZA from WuTang."

    Yeah, Yeah...

    I'm Politux, Can you please let me up? You can finish pounding my ass after I get my FLAC copy of Demi Lovato to stop skipping. Thanks Mike...I love you too. Do you love me back? WHY? PLEASE LOVE ME BACK!!!
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    I can't decide who's better in bed. Your mom or your dad.
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    Can we break for a minute? I need to take a shit.
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    (while the bouncing process is going)

    POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW
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    AHAHAHAH

    The hemorrhoid bumps on your ass feel like a french tickler for me schmeckle!
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    Your chest is almost as flat as mine.
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    after 1 pump: Was it as good for you?
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    Shit...I guess I am gay. Sorry.
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    (10-06-2018, 12:18 PM)Wildcard Wrote:  Shit...I guess I am gay. Sorry.

    LOL.
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    Do i have to pay for this?
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