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Worst Things to Say During a Sexual Encounter
#91
This is the first time I have fucked anyone as ugly as you.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#92
This is the fourth time I have fucked anyone as ugly as you.
that those with no rights,
display the right to have no life, to have respect they must accept
a world commiting suicide
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#93
Can I shove a lightbulb up you?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#94
I once saw a guy shove a glass jar in his ass; could I try that with you?
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#95
ok now... where do i put it??
...Why don't Presidents fight the war??... Why do they always send the poor??...
The Finger
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#96
All my buddies said you'd take it up the ass once I got you drunk enough.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#97
"what do you mean let's go? I already stuck it in all the way!"
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#98
"I'm on steroids, I can fuck for hours."
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#99
Wow, your vagina is so roomy!
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*pulls out phone* are you done yet?
"Did you really think I was the demon? The Demon of Empire City?"
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