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    Worst Things to Say During a Sexual Encounter
    #91
    This is the first time I have fucked anyone as ugly as you.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #92
    This is the fourth time I have fucked anyone as ugly as you.

    that those with no rights,
    display the right to have no life, to have respect they must accept
    a world commiting suicide
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    #93
    Can I shove a lightbulb up you?

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #94
    I once saw a guy shove a glass jar in his ass; could I try that with you?

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    #95
    ok now... where do i put it??

    ...Why don't Presidents fight the war??... Why do they always send the poor??...
    The Finger
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    #96
    All my buddies said you'd take it up the ass once I got you drunk enough.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #97
    "what do you mean let's go? I already stuck it in all the way!"
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    #98
    "I'm on steroids, I can fuck for hours."

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #99
    Wow, your vagina is so roomy!
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    *pulls out phone* are you done yet?

    "Did you really think I was the demon? The Demon of Empire City?"
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