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    Worst Things to Say During a Sexual Encounter
    #1
    Inserting your penis into her vagina then shouting, "GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!"

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    #2
    I thought you were supposed to shout Home run!

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #3
    what time is it?

    consistency is the hobdob
    of small minds[
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    #4
    Can we change positions? I can't see the tv.
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    #5
    Now turn over, Mommy.

    that those with no rights,
    display the right to have no life, to have respect they must accept
    a world commiting suicide
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    #6
    what do you think you should make for dinner?
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    #7
    'Is it in yet?' XD
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    #8
    Do you mind my dog joining us?

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #9
    (05-09-2013, 02:24 PM)Spudgun17 Wrote:  'Is it in yet?' XD

    LMAOLMAOLMAO

    consistency is the hobdob
    of small minds[
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    #10
    "Oh my God your soooo huge!! And it feels so good"

    "Uh that was the dildo honey."

    RC IS THE SICKNESS THAT MAKES MY MIND GO ROUND-BUNNY
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