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    politux
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    #21
    10-06-2018, 08:41 AM
    Why did the pot plant delete his torrent download?

    A) The files were lossy to lossy transcoded MP3.

    (Not really a joke more of a cautionary tale)
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    #22
    10-06-2018, 09:05 AM
    More of a comment really...
    "your penis uses spell checker"
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    LZA
    spoderman is STILL teh bestist in wurld
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    #23
    10-09-2018, 09:36 AM
    Q: How do you actually know when you are high?

    A: When you are to phoned to stone home

    this is too clever for me to have made it up
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    #24
    11-18-2018, 08:52 AM
    My buddy said I shouldn’t get mad because my can of WD-40 has a defective nozzle…

    ...but I told him, “This stuff is indispensable!”
    "your penis uses spell checker"
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    #25
    11-18-2018, 09:10 AM
    Good 'un^
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    #26
    11-18-2018, 09:20 AM
    I didn't do worth a fuck on Reddit... Angry
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    LZA
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    #27
    11-18-2018, 01:34 PM
    Why was the guitar teacher on the sex offender list?

    He was arrested for fingering a minor...
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    #28
    11-18-2018, 01:38 PM
    Yay or The Finger
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    #29
    11-22-2018, 07:56 AM
    Why did the pothead seem so smart?

    Because all of his buds were so dense...
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    #30
    12-08-2018, 11:07 AM
    LZA is so dumb he thought menopause was a button on a tape deck.
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