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Good luck is like a hard dick... comes in spurts.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

A pregnant woman asks the cashier for a pack of cigarettes...

The cashier immediately begins to berate her for such a poor decision. "I can't believe you are being so stupid. Knowing that you are pregnant! You shouldn't buy a single pack until after you've had the baby."

"You're right," the lady replied, "Give me a carton. I'm smoking for two now."

— original
Good 'un. I chuckled.

Thanks. I've been writing jokes on Reddit /r/joke_workshop

Here is my latest:

Back in the DOS days I created a single file program that was a hit!

I'm a water hun
consistency is the hobdob
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