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The Joke Thread
Post jokes here whether they are copy and paste jokes or original content.

You can use spoilers for one-liners and such:

[spoiler={title optional}]

Good luck is like a hard dick... comes in spurts.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

A pregnant woman asks the cashier for a pack of cigarettes...

The cashier immediately begins to berate her for such a poor decision. "I can't believe you are being so stupid. Knowing that you are pregnant! You shouldn't buy a single pack until after you've had the baby."

"You're right," the lady replied, "Give me a carton. I'm smoking for two now."

— original
Good 'un. I chuckled.

Thanks. I've been writing jokes on Reddit /r/joke_workshop

Here is my latest:

Back in the DOS days I created a single file program that was a hit!

I'm a water hun
consistency is the hobdob
of small minds[
I am having a really hard time getting ahold of my dealership...

...maybe it wasn't such a good idea start buying weed from that old sea captain.
Recreational weed is legal here.

Not a joke just sayin'
Nice Smile

The owner of the Baby Ruth trademark has decided that the brand can no longer use his dead relative's name...

Fucking Ruthless
A man walked into a bar, he asked the bartender to give him a "Roofie Shot"

then he got fucked in the ass.

Wow, I'm so funny and original.

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