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    The Joke Thread
    #1
    Post jokes here whether they are copy and paste jokes or original content.

    You can use spoilers for one-liners and such:

    Code:
    [spoiler={title optional}]
    Bazinga!
    [/spoiler]

    Good luck is like a hard dick...
    ...it comes in spurts.
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    #2
    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

    Ellifino.
    (This post was last modified: 06-28-2018, 06:52 PM by politux.)
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    #3
    A pregnant woman asks the cashier for a pack of cigarettes...

    The cashier immediately begins to berate her for such a poor decision. "I can't believe you are being so stupid. Knowing that you are pregnant! You shouldn't buy a single pack until after you've had the baby."

    "You're right," the lady replied, "Give me a carton. I'm smoking for two now."

    — original
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    #4
    Good 'un. I chuckled.

    #YouInTheSouthNowBoy
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    #5
    Thanks. I've been writing jokes on Reddit /r/joke_workshop

    Here is my latest:

    Back in the DOS days I created a single file program that was a hit!

    baseball.bat
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    #6
    I'm a water hun

    consistency is the hobdob
    of small minds[
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    #7
    I am having a really hard time getting ahold of my dealership...

    ...maybe it wasn't such a good idea start buying weed from that old sea captain.
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    #8
    Recreational weed is legal here.

    Not a joke just sayin'
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    #9
    Nice Smile



    The owner of the Baby Ruth trademark has decided that the brand can no longer use his dead relative's name...

    Fucking Ruthless
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    #10
    A man walked into a bar, he asked the bartender to give him a "Roofie Shot"

    then he got fucked in the ass.

    Wow, I'm so funny and original.
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