• Portal
  • Search
  • Member List
  • Help
  • Random Thread
  • Thread Rating:
    • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
    • 1
    • 2
    • 3
    • 4
    • 5

    The Joke Thread
    #11
    (09-13-2018, 04:17 AM)Echy Wrote:  Wow, I'm so funny and original.

    LMAO Oh well, that's about as funny as the jokes I have posted lol
    Reply
    #12
    If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
    Reply
    #13
    Today I learned that powered sugar is capable of combustion.

    I guess Splenda would create a healthy explosion as well.
    — original
    Reply
    #14
    (10-04-2018, 04:55 PM)Wildcard Wrote:  Today I learned that powered sugar is capable of combustion.

    I guess Splenda would create a healthy explosion as well.
    — original

    You made that up? That's pretty clever... I'm surprised Tongue 

    Actually, Splenda can be pretty dangerous. Read here:
    ARTICLES.MERCOLA.COM
    The Potential Harmful Effects of...
    A new report from scientists about the study of Splenda (sucralose)...
    Quote:
    • Gastrointestinal problems
    • Migraines
    • Seizures
    • Dizziness
    • Blurred vision
    • Allergic reactions
    • Blood sugar increases
    • Weight gain

    I think the "combustion" effect from Splenda is the destruction of ones good health...

    PS: FOR THE RECORD - picking apart your joke is my attempt at invention my own joke... I actually feel dirty posting this as this may be something VF would post if her was still here

    Let's stick with the classics: Yo mama is so dirty that I told her to do the robot, now R2D2 has aids.
    Reply
    #15
    (10-05-2018, 12:09 PM)LZA Wrote:  now R2D2 has aids.

    TIL: This thread is R2D2
    Reply
    #16
    Why didn't the pot plant have anyone to talk to about literature and the arts?

    Because all his buds were so dense.
    Reply
    #17
    (10-05-2018, 06:57 PM)Wildcard Wrote:  Why didn't the pot plant have anyone to talk to about literature and the arts?

    This one is going to stick with me.
    Reply
    #18
    (10-05-2018, 07:01 PM)politux Wrote:  This one is going to stick with me.

    Great! I love planting something in deep and letting it grow roots. Also, I like puns.
    Reply
    #19
    Why did the pot plant's torrent download so quickly?


    It had a lot of seeds.
    (This post was last modified: 10-05-2018, 07:48 PM by LZA.)
    Reply
    #20
    ^ noice
    Reply



    Possibly Related Threads...
    Thread / Author Replies Views Last Post
    286,116
    Last Post by becauseDrugs
    11-13-2018, 05:10 AM
    24
    8,401
    Last Post by Echy
    09-13-2018, 04:21 AM
    35
    24,172
    Last Post by radiobox
    06-22-2015, 10:55 AM



    Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)