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The Joke Thread
#11
(09-13-2018, 04:17 AM)Echy Wrote: Wow, I'm so funny and original.

LMAO Oh well, that's about as funny as the jokes I have posted lol
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#12
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
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#13
Today I learned that powered sugar is capable of combustion.

I guess Splenda would create a healthy explosion as well.
— original
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#14
(10-04-2018, 04:55 PM)Wildcard Wrote: Today I learned that powered sugar is capable of combustion.

I guess Splenda would create a healthy explosion as well.
— original

You made that up? That's pretty clever... I'm surprised Tongue 

Actually, Splenda can be pretty dangerous. Read here:
https://articles.mercola.com/sites/artic...fects.aspx
Quote:
  • Gastrointestinal problems
  • Migraines
  • Seizures
  • Dizziness
  • Blurred vision
  • Allergic reactions
  • Blood sugar increases
  • Weight gain

I think the "combustion" effect from Splenda is the destruction of ones good health...

PS: FOR THE RECORD - picking apart your joke is my attempt at invention my own joke... I actually feel dirty posting this as this may be something VF would post if her was still here

Let's stick with the classics: Yo mama is so dirty that I told her to do the robot, now R2D2 has aids.
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#15
(10-05-2018, 12:09 PM)LZA Wrote: now R2D2 has aids.

TIL: This thread is R2D2
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#16
Why didn't the pot plant have anyone to talk to about literature and the arts?

Because all his buds were so dense.
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#17
(10-05-2018, 06:57 PM)Wildcard Wrote: Why didn't the pot plant have anyone to talk to about literature and the arts?

This one is going to stick with me.
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#18
(10-05-2018, 07:01 PM)politux Wrote: This one is going to stick with me.

Great! I love planting something in deep and letting it grow roots. Also, I like puns.
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#19
Why did the pot plant's torrent download so quickly?


It had a lot of seeds.
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#20
^ noice
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