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    Planking
    #1
    Okay, I really don't know WHAT this should be categorized as. I mean, it isn't a game and it certainly isn't a sport.

    It consists of you lying down on your stomach, with your hands around your body. That's all. It pretty much is THE most pointless thing I have ever seen in my whole life... But it's harmless right? I mean, how could one get harmed in any way by just lying down?

    Well, surprise surprise. Someone actually died from planking. Some 20 year old retard was planking on a seventh-story balcony, and guess what? He fell off *Slow clap of shame*.

    Hey, you know what? I have an idea: Someone should try planking off the very top of the Eiffel Tower.

    Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, kids! Wait...

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    #2
    I'd get really bored doing that.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #3
    I'd be worried that someone might think I was dead. I actually did that once in college. When I heard them talk about calling an ambulance, I jumped up and ran back to my own dorm.

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    #4
    so long as it's on the level, i see no problem with it.

    "Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
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    #5
    I wouldn't recommend doing it flat out.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
    - Robert A. Heinlein
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    #6
    Lol, planking is so 2011, no one does that shit anymore.

    Other photo-meme fads followed when planking fizzled out, for example, milking, catbreading, batmanning, teapotting, skywalking, flipping the bird to your pet, and others.

    It's neither a game or a sport, it's just fun. If people are board stiff and want to have a laugh being silly, that's fine.

    It's also fine if people die in the act of planking, or any other meme fad. The Darwin Awards exist for a good reason.
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    #7
    what ever happened to the good old days when the first person to pass out got a photo of a dick laid across their forehead?

    "Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
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    #8
    is planking some sort of water boarding?

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    #9
    no, water boarding serves a purpose.

    op defines planking in the first post.

    "Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
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    #10
    My brother was really into planking, he's have someone take pics of him planking in weird places...I guess you have to have that type of sense of humor I guess. Exactly though, who would have time to think of this; you would think the normal pranks would suffice...
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