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Planking
#1
Okay, I really don't know WHAT this should be categorized as. I mean, it isn't a game and it certainly isn't a sport.

It consists of you lying down on your stomach, with your hands around your body. That's all. It pretty much is THE most pointless thing I have ever seen in my whole life... But it's harmless right? I mean, how could one get harmed in any way by just lying down?

Well, surprise surprise. Someone actually died from planking. Some 20 year old retard was planking on a seventh-story balcony, and guess what? He fell off *Slow clap of shame*.

Hey, you know what? I have an idea: Someone should try planking off the very top of the Eiffel Tower.

Moral of the story: Don't do drugs, kids! Wait...
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#2
I'd get really bored doing that.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#3
I'd be worried that someone might think I was dead. I actually did that once in college. When I heard them talk about calling an ambulance, I jumped up and ran back to my own dorm.
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#4
so long as it's on the level, i see no problem with it.
"Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
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#5
I wouldn't recommend doing it flat out.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
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#6
Lol, planking is so 2011, no one does that shit anymore.

Other photo-meme fads followed when planking fizzled out, for example, milking, catbreading, batmanning, teapotting, skywalking, flipping the bird to your pet, and others.

It's neither a game or a sport, it's just fun. If people are board stiff and want to have a laugh being silly, that's fine.

It's also fine if people die in the act of planking, or any other meme fad. The Darwin Awards exist for a good reason.
"everyone wants to win but no one wants to drink a bucket of sj's piss" - bob5695
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#7
what ever happened to the good old days when the first person to pass out got a photo of a dick laid across their forehead?
"Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
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#8
is planking some sort of water boarding?
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#9
no, water boarding serves a purpose.

op defines planking in the first post.
"Yeah. I understand the mechanics of it, shithead. I just don't understand how this is any less retarded than what I'm suggesting." - Kiley; Housebound.
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#10
My brother was really into planking, he's have someone take pics of him planking in weird places...I guess you have to have that type of sense of humor I guess. Exactly though, who would have time to think of this; you would think the normal pranks would suffice...
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