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Encyclopedia Dramatica
11-07-2013, 02:25 PM
Post: #1
Encyclopedia Dramatica
My God, I fucking hate it. Encyclopedia Dramatica is a ''parody'' of Wikipedia, which focuses around the internet. It tries giving you a good tour of the Internet, but fails to do so because in order to do that functioning brain cells are required. It's basically like Uncyclopedia, but worse in almost every single aspect.

So, here's a typical ED reading session:
Step 1: Search for anything you want.
Step 2: Read the article.
Step 3: Laugh at how horrible the thing you searched for is.
Step 4: Repeat a few more times.
Step 5: Become incredibly bored from all ''GAY'' and ''FAGGOT'' jokes and puns.
Step 6: Change activity.
Yeah, ED can be fun at first (Doesn't apply to all people) but after a while, you get bored.

The people who created it are Wikipedia rejects, what can't understand that Wikipedia isn't supposed to be ''Lulzy'', but an educational site used for expanding your knowledge. ED'ers HATE Wikipedia exactly for that reason. Because it doesn't have memes and ''Faggot'' jokes all over it. Also, Ed'ers use the N word every time they get an occasion, just to show how mature they are. In other words, they suck.

Have a good day.
P.S. : Encyclopedia Dramatica? More like Encyclopedia GAYmatica. Amirite?

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11-07-2013, 02:47 PM
Post: #2
RE: Encyclopedia Dramatica
(11-07-2013 02:25 PM)Wondrer Wrote:  use the N word

n word?

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the only way to put this is the blunt way: the dramatica wasn't created for you. in fact, the dramatica wasn't created for anyone by anyone. it simply spontaneously created itself as a result of epic lulzing. you'll appreciate it more once you've rubbed up against it a little.... maybe even just the tip.

but, also... dramatica speaks the truth. i mean, wikipedia is fine for when you want to get your facts wrong and read about how some suburban twats feel about the economy of narnia... or when you want the internetz fifth largest website that accepts donations to... (unverified source removed)

fuck. omgles.

Dramatica Wrote:I just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.

Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.

But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, shit or maybe she shit herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you fucking listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a shit, I pulled my cock out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.

Dramatica Wrote:Hello "4chan",

My 14 year old son, Charles, recently discovered this website. Over the past few months, he has continued to inform me that this was "the funniest, most outrageous website" he has seen. I favoured this, because, my son has only one friend and had always seemed terribly miserable. After he visited this site, he started to become happier. That is, until last month when his actions then started turning dark and evil. 18th of March, I caught him masturbating to these underage e-sluts over the Internet. I couldn't believe it, my son, who is much too young for sex is playing with the devil. A few weeks later on the 29th of March I find Charles wrapping Cre (our family cat) in toilet paper and attempting to set the toilet paper on fire.

As of Tuesday, which has finally concluded my search for his X-factor contributing to his actions lead me here. I come home to find my son Charles, skipped school, and in the bathroom I find poor Cre's head in the toilet and his body set on fire, I was HORRIFIED. He tells me that "4chan" showed him these things. I immediately search this particular board, as he tells me this is the only side he has visited and what I find are the most EVIL of sins here. Upon my first few searches, I find such sickening Child Pornography and foul pictures of women with surgically attached penises onto themselves. As of my search yesterday, I find these HORRENDOUS photos of animals mutilated, decapitated, mauled, abused, and set on fire. I had to stop there as I started to heave up my lunch.

This site has permanently punctured my son's mind, and I WILL be taking further action through the Internet officials . As I must post a picture along with this post, here is a photo of peacefulness to counter your smut.

-Lauren Higgins

in fact, one would be impressed that those faggots could stop masturbate long enough to write so much.

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11-08-2013, 01:58 AM
Post: #3
RE: Encyclopedia Dramatica
you're one sick bastard,Spork,in fact you should start your OWN WEBSITE

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11-08-2013, 04:34 AM
Post: #4
RE: Encyclopedia Dramatica
(11-07-2013 02:25 PM)Wondrer Wrote:  So, here's a typical ED reading session:
Step 1: Search for anything you want.
Step 2: Read the article.
Step 3: Laugh at how horrible the thing you searched for is.
Step 4: Repeat a few more times.
Step 5: Become incredibly bored from all ''GAY'' and ''FAGGOT'' jokes and puns.
Step 6: Change activity.
Yeah, ED can be fun at first (Doesn't apply to all people) but after a while, you get bored.

Does that not describe virtually every website on the internet? Why pick on ED?

I don't know many sites that aren't horrible and don't have gay jokes, or aren't boring after a while. Except RC of course! Rolleyes

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11-08-2013, 05:03 AM
Post: #5
RE: Encyclopedia Dramatica
(11-08-2013 04:34 AM)SkinnyP Wrote:  
(11-07-2013 02:25 PM)Wondrer Wrote:  Step 5: Become incredibly bored from all ''GAY'' and ''FAGGOT'' jokes and puns.

woah, i missed that...

i believe that jokes and puns should both have their own bullet. while a joke can be considered art, puns are definitely artistic and when relating to homosexuals, that's just some straight up divinci ceiling glory (like gay church god painting stuff, not his gay garden crap).

(11-08-2013 01:58 AM)srijantje Wrote:  you're one sick bastard,Spork,in fact you should start your OWN WEBSITE

i already have my own website(s).

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11-08-2013, 08:26 AM
Post: #6
RE: Encyclopedia Dramatica
Like most websites, ED is only amusing for a while, but I must admit it was amusin to me.

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11-08-2013, 01:49 PM
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I guess ED will just be forgotten after some time.

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11-08-2013, 03:06 PM
Post: #8
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(11-08-2013 01:49 PM)Wondrer Wrote:  I guess ED will just be forgotten after some time.

Wouldn't count on it, considering it's 10 years old and only becoming more popular by the day.

Also using the same free software as wikipedia does not make it a "parody".
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11-08-2013, 03:51 PM
Post: #9
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(11-08-2013 03:06 PM)sithsmasher Wrote:  Also using the same free software as wikipedia does not make it a "parody".

Wrong word, then.

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11-08-2013, 08:29 PM
Post: #10
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(11-08-2013 03:06 PM)sithsmasher Wrote:  Wouldn't count on it, considering it's 10 years old and only becoming more popular by the day.

indeed.

also, let's not forget that it's extremely accurate.

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